All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

[Above composed by Eric Idle, sung by Monty Python team]

Each pious angry martyr
Each ambassador of god
He gave them all a starter
He gave them all a prod.

All things causing grief and pain
All vermin great and small,
Angry, vicious, inhumane
The Lord God made them all.

Each unrelenting maniac
Causing panic in the street
Knows He will reward the act
With virgins at his feet.

All things preaching hate and war
All terrorists and Trump
Get off the planet you abhor
The Lord God hit a bump!

Amen.