Wendy P.J. Roberts


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All things dull and ugly

All creatures short and squat

All things rude and nasty

The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons

Each little wasp that stings

He made their brutish venom

He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous

All evil great and small,

All things foul and dangerous

The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet

Each beastly little squid

Who made the spiky urchin?

Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous

All pox both great and small

Putrid, foul and gangrenous

The Lord God made them all.


[Above composed by Eric Idle, sung by Monty Python team]

Each pious angry martyr
Each ambassador of god
He gave them all a starter
He gave them all a prod

All things causing grief and pain
All vermin great and small,
Angry, vicious, inhumane
The Lord God made them all.

Each unrelenting maniac
Causing panic in the street
Knows He will reward the act
With virgins at his feet

All things preaching hate and war
All terrorists and Trump
Get off the planet you abhor
The Lord God hit a bump!


[just saying]

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